Ok, This is absolutely hysterical. Today is international Talk Like a Pirate Day. So to commemorate this event I thought I would tell my favorite pirate jokes.
Q:How Much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A:A Buck-an-ear
Q:What kind of movies do pirates like?
A:Anything rated Argh (R)
Q:Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
A:Because they spend years at C
This should get you all on a roll. Just buy an eyepatch, and put on your best wench dress. The Rum is flowing, and everyone deserves a little booty (sorry tacky I know, but couldn't resist)!
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