Do they make sheets for Clutter Cling?

As I am throwing clothes in my laundry today, and sorting through cabinets once again for garage sale fodder to clean out, it occurs to me that I am using sheets for static cling, but I do not know how I keep getting stuck with clutter....is there such thing as clutter cling sheets?

Every six months (seriously) My friend Tammy and I have a garage sale. I do not know how every six months for the last several years I can still come up with boxes and boxes of things to designate for a garage sale. I keep getting rid of tons of crap, and it turns around to show up again. On the plus side it is always a few hundred dollars I can count on twice a year, so I am not complaining. Last year I managed to get rid of some old patio furniture sets which I still need to replace with something cute and sleek (oh wait that might add clutter).

Of course the girls closets are an endless source of income for me because they have so much clothing that they grow out of pretty quickly. There are the video games and movies, they no longer watch or play with. The books John Mark and I have read and do not deem rereadable enough to add to our shelves. Even though we had a very succesful fall sale....I am up to ten boxes and a few pieces of furniture for summer. I wonder How much will accumulate when that is all gone. I really need to develop some clutter cling sheets quickly and absolve myself from all the junk once and for all.