Lost and Found

Lost: Two unmotivated lazy children believed to have succumbed to the mindless numbing of holiday television. Last seen still in their pajamas at lunchtime and still not having done the following things: Bathed, dressed, packed for their grandmother's house, helped clean up the breakfast dishes, or put away their own laundry

If found please report to their evil fun-sucking mother and she will in return give you their Christmas gifts as your reward.