Rebecca: Hey Regan, I got you one of your favorite things today.
Regan: What is it?
Rebecca: I got you a whole box of Latex Gloves
Regan: Oh Cool! Thanks Becca!
********Hold on here!!!!!!!
One of Regan's favorite things is Latex Gloves? In what bizarre world did I just enter? What are my children doing with Latex, and why would they think that makes a good gift?
Me: Rebecca, you have been at school all day, how did you get a box of latex gloves?
Rebecca: Mr. Meyer had a bunch of us helping clean out the bus barn, and those were going in the dumpster. So I rescued them from them dumpster for Regan.
Me (thoroughly confused and disturbed): Regan honey, on what planet are Latex gloves considered a rockin gift?
Regan: Mom, they make the best rooster balloons when you blow them up

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