Okay I am going to tattle on Regan this morning, because sometimes she completely cracks me up when she is angry. Now she has a ferocious temper which is completely foreign to me. She can scream, growl, hit (if you get within arm's distance) and even spell at you. Spell? Yes you read correctly, when she gets really mad she feels the need to emphasize her words by spelling them. For Example:
Regan: Mom you are being so M*E*A*N mean right now, why can't you leave me alone.
And then there was my absolute favorite spelling tantrum of all time ( we refer to it as the great unpleasantness of '06).... "You are evil E*V*I*L just like that queen in Snow White only worse! In fact I wish she were my mother instead of Y*O*U, because she seems nicer!"
You know your child feels the love when she would prefer a wicked queen with poison apples, than the one she has. Unfortunately for Regan, I usually have to leave the room when she starts these huge tantrums, because I on the other hand start laughing hysterically....which just makes her M*A*D*D*E*R
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